My new favorite Latin phrase:

"How in the end, Once the city was captured, Alexius, put in the place of Alexius, was put to flight and blinded by Alexius, the paternal uncle of Alexius."

Or

Qualiterque ultimo, civitate capta, Alexius Alexio suppositus fugatus fuerit, et ab Alexio Alexii patruo exoculatus.

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How many Alexiuses are there do you think?