Projectile Vomit - Not half as much fun as it sounds.

[lollardfish]

What once was down is up.
Like a fountain, high, it rose.
Upon the couch and the daddy.
And upon the baby's hair, mouth, eyes, ears, clothes, and nose ...

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[kalmn.livejournal.com]

oh, poor kiddo. also, poor you. but more poor kiddo. (i've done both halves of this equation, and his is less fun.)

[lollardfish.livejournal.com]

he wasn't pleased

[jbru.livejournal.com]

Hey, it could have been the other end. Welcome to the wonderful world of fatherhood.

[mmagidow.livejournal.com]

That's not a haiku. C'mon, surely you can do better:

What was once inside
Is out now - spread all over
Dad and the sofa.

See how much fun that is? Puts the child back in childcare.

[lollardfish.livejournal.com]

It's from "Puking in the Heather," a local Irish classic.

Haiku's should be in Japanese. :)

[madtruk.livejournal.com]

Oh it will be, young jedi, it will be...

[madtruk.livejournal.com]

Bless you!

Yes, I used this joke all the time while teaching.

[lollardfish.livejournal.com]

It has been many times ... I just refrain from posting about it.