Projectile Vomit - Not half as much fun as it sounds.

[lollardfish]

What once was down is up.
Like a fountain, high, it rose.
Upon the couch and the daddy.
And upon the baby's hair, mouth, eyes, ears, clothes, and nose ...

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[lollardfish.livejournal.com]

It's from "Puking in the Heather," a local Irish classic.

Haiku's should be in Japanese. :)

[madtruk.livejournal.com]

Bless you!

Yes, I used this joke all the time while teaching.