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Q. How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Only one, but she's just going to put a sticker on the old lightbulb saying "This lightbulb has changed."

Date: 2008-09-08 08:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 90-percent-sure.livejournal.com
Q. What's the difference between a pit bull and a hockey mom?

A. A pit bull has a smaller litter.

Date: 2008-09-08 09:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madtruk.livejournal.com
Ha. I was going to say something pithy here, but forget it.

Wait, here it comes...

Nope...never mind.

Date: 2008-09-08 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madtruk.livejournal.com
GAR HULK SMASH LIGHT BULB! AND SOCKET! AND SILLY PEOPLE THINK CHANGE GOOD!

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