It's a good news/bad news thing.

[lollardfish]

Good news: We're safely at Home_north.
Bad news: We forgot the ukulele.
Good news: We forgot the ukulele.
Bad news: We know people who might lend us a ukulele.

Comments

[minnehaha.livejournal.com]

Welcome back.

B

[lollardfish.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I'd invite you over for pie, but I don't think we have any pie yet. And we're sleepy. But Geri is now here!

[minnehaha.livejournal.com]

Want to meet for lunch tomorrow?

B

[lollardfish.livejournal.com]

Nico naps from 12 to 2. So an early lunch or a late one?

[minnehaha.livejournal.com]

You can't go out while he's napping?

B

[lollardfish.livejournal.com]

Well, I can go out. But there's this wife issue ...

Did you ever hear the joke...

[maverick-weirdo.livejournal.com]

about the guy who left his ukulele in an unlocked car.

When he got back there were 2 ukuleles in the car.

I'll be here all week, try the veal

Re: Did you ever hear the joke...

[lollardfish.livejournal.com]

Banjos. It's funnier with banjos.

Re: Did you ever hear the joke...

[maverick-weirdo.livejournal.com]

That's the "it could have been worse" follower punchline.

Anyway, everything is funnier with banjos

Re: Did you ever hear the joke...

[lollardfish.livejournal.com]

Hah! Good.

Re: Did you ever hear the joke...

[creidylad.livejournal.com]

What's the difference between a guitar and a banjo?

Nobody cries when you step on a banjo.

Yes. It IS funnier with banjos.

Re: Did you ever hear the joke...

[minnehaha.livejournal.com]

Everything's funnier with banjos.

B

Re: Did you ever hear the joke...

[madtruk.livejournal.com]

Except the music...

Re: Did you ever hear the joke...

[le-trombone.livejournal.com]

Violas. All you uke/banjo people keep stealing the viola jokes. Don't think we don't notice.

Q: What's the difference between a viola and a Toyota?
A: You can tune a Toyota.

Q: What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.

Re: Did you ever hear the joke...

[lollardfish.livejournal.com]

I actually hadn't heard the Toyota joke before ...

Re: Did you ever hear the joke...

[davidschroth.livejournal.com]

I think it's funnier if one substitutes 'tuna' for 'Toyota'.

There's a reason mizzlaurajean bad-mouths my sense of humor...